Because if you don’t like every song on every single album, follow every band that has ever opened for The Killers, support every solo/side project, own every piece of merchandise ever made, or have their crew, friends, pets, and twice removed cousins added on Facebook- then you’re not a real fan.
9/5

I’m online and taking submissions/suggestions.

Come on, guys. There’s been plenty of irrational shit going on. Let’s do this.

10/4

Anonymous asked: I was going to make a sign for 'Spaceship Adventure' or 'Where Is She?' for Nashville but 'Get Trashed' is a much better choice.

“Get Trashed” is the greatest song ever written. I don’t think they can top it.

10/4

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Well I mean, I have looked like an asshole in every picture of the band I’ve had taken, so-
Kidding.
Thanks, anonymous!

Well I mean, I have looked like an asshole in every picture of the band I’ve had taken, so-

Kidding.

Thanks, anonymous!

10/4

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Thank you, anonymous!

Thank you, anonymous!

10/4

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Thank you, anonymous!
I’d like to bring a “PLAY GET TRASHED” sign to the next gig and see if, in fact, anyone in the band acknowledges it.

Thank you, anonymous!

I’d like to bring a “PLAY GET TRASHED” sign to the next gig and see if, in fact, anyone in the band acknowledges it.

12/3

Anonymous asked: Judging from all the pissy people on Facebook and Sweet Talk, The Killers should have sent out a WHUPF.

A+ message. I laughed.

9/3

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what.
Submitted by anonymous.

what.

Submitted by anonymous.

20/2

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Thanks, anonymous.
Although if some guy started singing into my voicemail, I’d probably delete it before I finished listening to it. AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.

Thanks, anonymous.

Although if some guy started singing into my voicemail, I’d probably delete it before I finished listening to it. AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.

20/2

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Thanks, anonymous!
Aaaand I’m back.

Thanks, anonymous!

Aaaand I’m back.

16/12

Anonymous asked: I'm sorry, I needed to turn my anger into a meme. The National are fucking shitfaced overrated pompus sell-out bunch of cunts anyway. And Matt Berninger has erectile dysfunction.

Rage away. It was funny.